This is how Christians secretly view the Sodom and Gomorrah story. It’s as disgusting as it is funny.
Jesus Was Gay
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This is how Christians secretly view the Sodom and Gomorrah story. It’s as disgusting as it is funny.
Categories: | Fantasy, Fiction, Humor & Entertainment, Science Fiction |
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Tags: | Fantasy, Humorous Fantasy, Science Fiction, Short Reads |
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