Daniel and his best friend Papa head to Splodge City to face Wild Will Hickory Dickory Jock in this hilarious adventure of the Wild West. Splodge City is being bullied by a band of evil gunslingers, determined to get their grubby hands on Papa’s book of magic. Two Clouds, an Indian chief with more magic than there are stars in the sky, whispered an old Indian spell and the surrounding ground began to shake, revealing the entrance to Splodge City. When the fighting started, the water was flying everywhere. In the corner sat a smelly stranger with bloodshot eyes, which hid a hundred and one evil secrets. Ringo Smarty Farty Pants was his name, and no good tricks were his game. When Spike ‘The Fool’ Gooseberry steals Papa’s black book, it seems that Daniel and his friends are beaten. However, Weston Wolf has other ideas. Eventually, Daniel stood face to face with Sir Stumpy Slugworm from Spoonstone. Their hands twitched and they both went for their water pistols – SPLOOSH! But who would be The Fastest Water Pistol in Splodge City?
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Daniel and his best friend Papa head to Splodge City to face Wild Will Hickory Dickory Jock in this hilarious adventure of the Wild West. Splodge City is being bullied by a band of evil gunslingers, determined to get their grubby hands on Papa’s book of magic. Two Clouds, an Indian chief with more magic than there are stars in the sky, whispered an old Indian spell and the surrounding ground began to shake, revealing the entrance to Splodge City. When the fighting started, the water was flying everywhere. In the corner sat a smelly stranger with bloodshot eyes, which hid a hundred and one evil secrets. Ringo Smarty Farty Pants was his name, and no good tricks were his game. When Spike ‘The Fool’ Gooseberry steals Papa’s black book, it seems that Daniel and his friends are beaten. However, Weston Wolf has other ideas. Eventually, Daniel stood face to face with Sir Stumpy Slugworm from Spoonstone. Their hands twitched and they both went for their water pistols – SPLOOSH! But who would be The Fastest Water Pistol in Splodge City?
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