This is how Christians secretly view the Sodom and Gomorrah story. It’s as disgusting as it is funny.
Jesus Was Gay
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This is how Christians secretly view the Sodom and Gomorrah story. It’s as disgusting as it is funny.
Categories: | Fantasy, Fiction, Humor & Entertainment, Science Fiction |
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Tags: | Fantasy, Humorous Fantasy, Science Fiction, Short Reads |
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Tones, Clones and Bones
While being on a rock and roll tour is intriguing, it is neither uncomplicated nor glamorous. An industry loaded with crooked people and con artists around every turn makes being on the road an arduous journey. Living on a tour bus for weeks to months at a time turns what appears extravagant into a moving prison that never escapes the obstacles of the tour.
Pulling it all together and driving a successful tour to its completion is an art form. Every day brings dilemmas from a magnitude of predicaments that require extraordinary solutions that must be implemented swiftly to keep the touring machine moving forward.
Touring partners Jeb and Neusy, have organized and executed a lifetime of successful tours. Their extensive knowledge and experience created the ideal touring partnership that can navigate the toughest of circumstances. Now the touring partners who escaped murders that plagued their last tour signed on for another tour with the world’s greatest guitarist, “the Doctor” Jurgen Weislangwolf.
The Doctor while being a brilliant guitarist brings added complications that an ordinary tour never experiences. Nothing about a rock and roll tour that features the Doctor is predictable, including his quest for spiritual enlightenment. While not wanting to ride that particular wave with the Doctor, Jeb and Neusy agreed to the production needed to complete the Doctor’s journey and the tour commences.
With a new friend that leads the way, Jeb and Neusy do what they do best, which is steer the Doctor’s one man solo tour in the right direction always moving forward. The Doctor’s never revealed personal agenda consistently challenges the two. They have come to ignore it, mocking the Doctor constantly while he sails down these passages. They have developed a partnership rarely seen in the business. Jeb and Neusy always find the solution to whatever ridiculous situation arises on the road at the same time being able to communicate across a room without spoken words.
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When We Were Mothers: A Dystopian Novel
As First Daughter of the Garden Society, Lucinda has devoted her life to bringing natural birth back to a world where it has been outlawed. But when her best friend dies giving birth illegally and Lucinda is forced to cover up the cause of death, the stakes of this lifelong secret become all too real.
Emeka is a decorated detective known for his objectivity and level head. But his latest case leads him too close to home, and he must shift his perspective–or risk losing those closest to him.
Can Lucinda evade Emeka’s investigation and keep the Society and all its members alive? Or will the world her mother spent a lifetime building collapse, taking Lucinda and all her Sisters along with it?
Lucinda is a strong female protagonist who showcases women’s resilience and vulnerability. When We Were Mothers is perfect for fans of The Handmaid’s Tale and anyone who enjoys a suspenseful story about a world that hasn’t arrived yet, but very well could.
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THE CHARMS TOGETHER
Having discovered that Sharron had had a sister, whose spirit was now working for their arch enemy Natase, the three young witches must once again use their investigative skills to figure out what the end game of their enemy was, and how to stop him.
Their investigation takes them around the world, where they fight mythological creatures at each destination, sent by Natase to stop them from interfering with his plans.
In spite of their own growing powers, they will need the help of the magical friends they have met along the way to stop the most powerful warlock that has ever lived, died and lived again.
The stunning conclusion to the Charm saga will challenge them to their utmost limits, dark family secrets will come to light, and even should they succeed, it could mean the banishment of the Dramsmit family from the witching community, including forfeiture of all their powers. But failure would mean the end of the world as they know it.
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Native Moments
In the tradition of other great ex-patriot stories like The Sun Also Rises or All the Pretty Horses, Native Moments is a coming-of-age adventure set among the lush landscape of Costa Rica. After the death of his brother, Sanch Murray leaves for a surf trip as a way to cope and sets out on a quixotic search for an alternative to the American Dream. Set in 1999 Costa Rica, Sanch and his friend Jake Higdon wander the dirt roads of Tamarindo and surrounding areas chasing waves as a way to live out the romantic fantasy lifestyle of traveling surfers. Jake Higdon, six years Sanch’s senior, takes on the role of the wise leader and Sanch as his young apprentice. Sanch’s adventure leads to encounters with people who share world views he had never considered and could potentially shape his own changing perceptions about life. Through sometimes humorous episodes such as trying his hand as a matador at a road side rodeo or in his not so humorous battle with dysentery, Sanch explores life’s beauty and wonder alongside the darker undercurrents of humanity. Along his journey, Sanch befriends a shamanic traveler named Rob, young revolutionaries from Venezuela, numerous expatriates from around the world trying to escape whatever it is that keeps chasing them and a beautiful local girl named Andrea, who Sanch suspects is a prostitute but can’t help falling for.
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The Garden Gnome: Theory of Magic – Book 1
Our world is defined by science, but history tells us that the world was once a much more magical place. Every culture has tales of when the gods walked among us, when strange magical creatures dwelt in the dark, and when users of magic were respected and feared.
We tell ourselves that these stories are myth and superstition. But what if they aren’t?
What if magic were to return? And what does it have to do with a ten-year-old boy and his imaginary friend?
Daniel and Sophia Fitzroy are worried that their son Tony is being bullied in his new school and is struggling to cope.
Leo Schafer is reporting on a new and powerful particle accelerator experiment and the protestors who want it stopped.
FBI Special Agent Debra Kazdin is investigating the protests and trying to keep things from escalating.
Brian Cooke is being inducted into a secret society that knows the truth about magic and will stop at nothing to keep it from returning.
They will be drawn together in an extraordinary confrontation that will change the world forever.
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Seasons of the Blue Pearl
Mia lives a peaceful life in a small hut in the desert, sheltered by jagged mountain peaks. Her mother is a healer, and her father, a potter, can infuse magic into his clay creations. Despite the elders’ tales, Mia does not believe in magic. One day, while running in the desert, she is attacked by demons emerging from tunnels beneath the arroyos. Narrowly escaping with the help of her dog, Mia joins her parents and three enigmatic uncles on a quest to a legendary land, hoping to uncover the secret to defeating the demons. Throughout the journey, Mia discovers the hidden magic in the world around her and the powerful magic within herself. This unique magic could be the key to her people’s survival, but to unlock its potential, she must navigate a perilous path into a dark and dangerous world from which no one has ever returned.
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Lion with no roar
In the faraway land of Zamundo, King Geoffie and Queen Safara rule over their kingdom with strength, but also with kindness. Their son, Buptavius, is all set to succeed his father as king but for one problem: he has no roar! Buptavius must also contend with his jealous, scheming uncle, Victus. A heart-warming tale of love, betrayal and redemption, Lion With No Roar follows Buptavius’ coming of age under difficult conditions.
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Bored to Death in the Baltics
Bored to Death in the Baltics is a comedy thriller, a sequel to A Very Important Teapot, set four months later. Saul Dawson and Lucy Smith, still working for a minor department of MI6, get caught up in the apparent assassination of a foreign scientist working on a top secret project. Meanwhile, a traitor is on the loose within the secret service.
It’s murder, mayhem and mirth. Full of twists, puns and action, it’s so brilliantly constructed that only the comedic genius of Steve Sheppard could have written it.
When a bomb explodes in front of Dawson on a sunny June morning, he is lucky to escape with his life, certainly luckier than the man he is following.
But finding himself a few hours later in the bilges of a ship heading for the eastern Baltic is less fortunate as that is not how he’d planned to spend his weekend.
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